If you don’t strategically eat your food so that the last bites to go in your mouth are the tastiest look at your choices
seeing a hot guy walk by like
Reblogging for the sheer hilarity of the gif.
It would be a mistake not to
"Four score and one booty ago damn that’s a fine ass"
I have felt first-hand the very wrath of the Turkish ice-cream man.
how many times do you think you’ve seen the same bird twice.
out of all the things on this website that have fucked me up this is one of the worst