beyonceish:

today i saw a scene couple in the hallway at school and the girl literally stopped kissing him so she could scratch his face and meow into his ear and he barked back i do not pay taxes for this shit 

darkpancakelord:

deckster:

REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches

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I got Sonic the Hedgehog.

Sonic the fucking Hedgehog.

Maybe I cracked the egg too fast.

vincentvangoth:

when u miss the last step on the stairs

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anti-naked:

A girl was excited for her sweet 16, and she asked her boyfriend to buy her a car. He said yes. The night of the party, he didn’t come. She was very sad. Then she found out he’d died trying to drive two cars at once to her party. Like this if you love your boyfriend.

Like this if you wouldn’t want a stupid boyfriend.

Like this if this is the funniest shit you’ve ever heard.

Just fucking like this

prideforgirls:

Do you ever get really horny and you don’t even know why.

Yes, all the time.

sadistcunt:

i’m not attractive naturally i’m just decent looking at the right angle in the right light with the right makeup once in a while on a good day